i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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