I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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