it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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