she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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