Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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