He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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