you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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