I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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