ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
