I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Randomize
