her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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