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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She's the barista slut.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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