As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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