He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
