it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
not ubering you a puppy
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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