Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
