I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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