She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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