Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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