I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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