i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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