I hate all girls vehemently.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.