awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.