Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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