Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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