So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
