normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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