the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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