The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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