I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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