Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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