used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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