It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize