Don't you send me to vm
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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