they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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