You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
whose parrot is this?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan