Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.