She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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