i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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