I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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