You really coming over, don't trick.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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