What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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