There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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