When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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