Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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