question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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