I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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