If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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