O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i think i have two assholes
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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