lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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