I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The beer is more important than you right now.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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