he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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