i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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