Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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