she woke up with a sticky ear
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
operation harelip BJ is a go
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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