What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I look better un-naked...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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