The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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